Miss Bear Is Drama

During a reaper task of Helwyr (my least favorite Godwars 2 boss on Runescape), I received some unexpected drops.

First drop was Sparky, the ranged pet (at 108 million xp in ranged). Some of my clanmates even Gz'ed me.

Helwyr was upset that I was getting attention and intentionally passed gas.

I saw Sparky sitting in my inventory, but had to wait a few minutes to inspect him, as I was busy teaching Helwyr a lesson.

I summoned him as soon as I had teleported to War's Retreat. I loved that he was a little squirrel dressed as Robin Hood.

A nearby player photobombed my picture, trying to show off their dragon.

A squirrel dressed as Robin Hood is obviously better than a dragon. I bid them good day.

Me and Sparky kept warm by the fire. You only stand by a fire when you want to be seen standing by a fire.

Me and Sparky eventually returned to Helwyr, as my Reaper task was not complete. However, Sparky was not pulling his weight.

While I waited for Helwyr to respawn, rather than have a word with Sparky about his laziness, I seized the opportunity to take another picture.

One kill later, I was shocked to see another loot beam.

A Wand of the Cywir Elders is currently valued at 32mil. Sparky wanted a split but I teled away before he could trade me.

I also hit a milestone. 400 kills at Helwyr is decent because I only kill him on Reaper tasks.

Me and Sparky had another photo op at the Grand Exchange in Varrock.

Sparky doesn't know this but my cats like to watch his relatives through the window.

The end